More foolishness.
I knocked out mad pushups consecutively tho.
Uncle P's Flask
Drunk fighting. I’m not about that boxing life.
Shouts to @TheProsandCons on the tee
The things alcohol makes you do.
That $20 was spent at the bar for Happy Hour the next day.
I didn’t upload it so I don’t know why it’s sideways.
CO-SIGN President Obama gestures to a graduate from his alma mater — Hawaiian High School — during a speech at the Coast Guard Academy’s commencement ceremony in New London, Connecticut. (Photo: Richard Messina / Hartford Courant via the Chicago Tribune)
PILF.
Jets….fool….
(via champagneonabeerbudget)
Has anyone been able to verify that Juicy J’s neighbor, is, in fact, Kobe Bryant of the Lakers?
Did they meet at a home owner’s association meeting? Are they both on the board?
Does Juicy J let Kobe borrow his lawn mower or a diamond encrusted pimp cup? Has Kobe shown Juicy J his championship rings?
Trippy mane.
Little Richard is trill.
Look at his expression. He loves to #cook
(via steadysteez)
I do believe that I just died.
Taylor. Gang. Taylor. Gang.
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Ode to the Champagne of Beers…
There is a very common saying that you get what you pay for. While true majority of the time, there are exceptions. For one, it isn’t grammatically correct to end a sentence with a preposition. But also, there are rare examples where one gets a greater value than for what one has paid.
The last sentence is a great example of how to avoid ending a sentence with a preposition. Continuing on…
As many who are familiar with my antics can attest, I am not particularly picky when it comes to consumption of alcoholic beverages. I don’t have to partake of the most expensive drinks, but I have my limits. For example, Four Loko, Joose, Schlitz Malt Liquor, MD 20/20, among others are things which I will knowingly take no parts of.
Preposition.
But one such brand, with it’s label’s lofty claims, combines bargain and taste. It is…
A 12 pack of Miller High Life is equivalent in price to a 6 pack of your average domestic. The cost of a 6 pack of your average micro brew could buy at least an 18 pack of Miller’s finest brew. All the while it doesn’t taste like swamp water like 211. In all honesty I prefer the taste of Miller High Life to most domestic Light beers like Bud or Coors Light.
Watch as the Mayor, from Spike Lee’s critically acclaimed “Do the Right Thing,” a bum without a pot to piss in, scoffs when there is no more Miller High Life present at the Asian owned convenience store.
That’s why that b*tch got burned down….
But I digress…
Especially as these tough economic times continue, I encourage everyone to, just as the Mayor did, embrace the fine tastes of Miller High Life.
Cheers to the Champagne of Beers.
Man I hate when people try to suggest the music you listen to is a reflection of your intelligence…..I was listening to Gucci Mane and writing papers better put together than your moms wedding vows……Nae listens to Lil B and she smarter than you….My sister listens to Rich Boy “Bigger Than The Mayor” on the reg and is gonna grad with a 3.8….CHILL!!
sidenote: I listen to all that smart guy hipster shit too….shut up
This. Let me listen to my ignorant rap music. I’m still smarter than you.
